Saturday, September 17, 2005

D called. We spoke about mundane things like speed-reading and CAT maths. Not for long either. Obviously I hadn't anything to contribute to the conversation. When he hung up, I cried. Must be the bloody weather. It's raining prettily and the whole world is a sombre grey and green. Beauty can be depressing when you have nobody to share it with. I miss you, D. I wish I could tell you, but I'm afraid you might not care.

5 comments:

Teleute said...

hey you!

rainbeau_peep said...

You! you don't talk! you make me wanna bully unassuming males into taking u out for coffee!

Teleute said...

heh? but why? and which unassuming males?

rainbeau_peep said...

Teleute:why? WHY? girl, u think ur having a relationship with ur computer .... that's taking technological progress waaaay waaaaaaaay too seriously, i'm telling ya!

babelfish said...

you haven't read DNA have you??this be his idea of technological progress.....
"What was not obvious to most life forms and could be considered one
of the Universes best kept secrets is the fact that robots and computers can
enjoy a healthy sex life.
Interface - Sex
(The thought of a man to machine interface is repulsive to most
devices)
Terminals - Breasts
Twin floppy disks - Breasts
Joystick - Penis
(It is often queried why there are two names for breasts and only one
for penis, but only by very stupid people)
User defined function - Sexual act (usually kinky)
Stand alone - Wanker
Cluster - Group sex
Replication - Conception
Firewall - Contraception
Handshaking - Foreplay
Baud rate - Level of boredom
Cursor device - Unwilling partner
SCSI - Easy lay
USB - Mythological easy lay
PEEK - Voyeurism
POKE - Sexually inquisitive
GOSUB - Oral sex
INPUT - Down to business
LOAD - Really down to business
Full duplex - Frantic lovemaking
Syntax error - Premature ejaculation
Hyperbolic function - Male orgasm
Graphic display - Female orgasm"