Friday, November 04, 2005

And They Awl Came Tumbling After

I am 5 feet and 2 inches [following a million years of stretch exercises] and I weigh 63 kilos [following months of stuffing my face with ghee er mishti and canteen noodles, and most recently cheesecake, tiramisu and kiwi ice cream]. I have a term paper that I haven't begun researching, leave alone writing. I have a roll of camera film containing my most recent Oz photos that I dare not develop now, following the trip to the weighing machine this morning. I have 2 pairs of jeans that cling to my thighs and refuse to move upward. Oh, I don't have thighs, I have Doric columns. I have a face that is barely visible behind gazillion acne spots - a result of calorie calamity.

There's too much injustice in the world.

18 comments:

Teleute said...

heh. i also have the term paper problem. not the other ones, though ;D

rainbeau_peep said...

Thank you, Utey, I feel soooo much better now :-|

Unjustified Insanity~~ said...

oi peepoo
stop lyin
u one hot momma :D
(send the pics already)

Srin said...

Ohh,story of my life (although I get the feeling that when I do manage to identify you,you'll actually be nothing like what you say).

Dee said...

Well I 'only' have 3 term paper problems.

And when in despair about your weight, rmr big asses are TOTALLY in =D

rainbeau_peep said...

Kucho - Momma sez 2 thrashings a day, followed by Bournvita and bedtime at 10, is just what u need to grow up healthy.

Srin - I'm giving u statistics here, love! And I'm dead sure about the weight, the height just might be a half inch lesser than mentioned :-[ That song by The Archies - that Sugar sugar honey honey song. Lord, that song in Gothic punk, would be me. :-[

miss d - THREE!! U just made me feel good! :-] But is urs due on monday, my dear?
And are big thighs, big belly and wobbly arms in too? [one hard flick on my arm makes it jiggle 5 times. I checked.]

jaded said...

ahh...a fellow sufferer!love, we are both too fat(if what you write is true) to be in this world of thinnies so please bring some of the good aussie food you seem to be having and share it with a kindred spirit!

Teleute said...

jaded - ei, tui nijeke mota bolchhish? dhore kaan moley debo!

and claudio honey, a bit of adipose tissue never did anybody any harm - makes you hotter, in fact! literally, if you know your bio ;D

Krishanu said...

aww cmon...couldnt be that bad!!!!

Dee said...

Wouldn't it look a 'bit' odd if you had a big ass and skinny body. Like a different kind of malnutrition but instead of the chubby tummy, you'd have the chubby posterior.
(I prefer the term chubby than the F-word)

The three term papers, 1 major project, 2 presentations in front of 300 people (lucky crowd-shy me) are not due this monday but within 18 days.
I also have my usual lab reports, research-work essays and tests going on.
Feel any better now, my pretty?

Unjustified Insanity~~ said...

@ peepoo -- *flick* xD

@ jaded -- I AGREE WITH TELYTOOT

rainbeau_peep said...

Jaded - Thou liest, girl. Others have pointed accusingly at you. *bites into a choco biskit and glints maliciously*

Utey - It's very worrying. They might catch me for contributing to global warming. :-[

Krishanu - You clearly belong to the species that doesn't leave a clothing store looking shamefaced. Fie upon you and your race of sizes small & medium!

Dee/ Ms. D - You're so many people all together! And yes, uhm, u Do have a lot of work to get done. Wot u doing reading my blog, girl?! Go get that hot ass to work! ;-]

Kucho - Jol bichhuti diye chapkano bojho, bawa?

Dee said...

RB I ALWAYS have this much work :). This is what happens when decide to do a major in science AND arts.
you get screwed both ways nicely.

atreyee said...

Ah... bridget jones lines... which means the silver lining is close... you are likely to have two hot man fighting over you very soon...also, the the pics on orkut show some hot woman, and lithe compared to the one I remeber from school

jaded said...

tel:how barbaric!kan mulbe?!

u.i. you bachcha, how dare you?4 thrashings are needed- 2 will not suffice!

peep: how could you bite into a biscuit and not think of me?you, o you hard-hearted girl??
*wipes tear-drops tragically from cheek (in a hindi-filmi manner)*

rainbeau_peep said...

Atreyee - Thank u for stopping by. Those photographs are more than a year old. You've seen the "Before" and the "After". I'm steadily moving towards the "Back to Before". And Bridget Jones had leopard-print underwear. I don't.

HAMLET POW POW POW said...

Canteen[s] are evil. :|

HAMLET POW POW POW said...

Huzzah for zombie grammar, anyway...