Thursday, November 24, 2005

Made a nooh frand. He shares his name and his nickname with D. Freaky!

In other news, I've discovered my inspirational chant - 'ley taal'. When I'm lying on a cold, hard floor, legs perpendicular to the ground, and bursting my lungs at the sixteenth abdominal crunch, I say,"Ley taal," and voila! Four more crunches happen like a dream. When I'm taking my cellulite for a run on the treadmill, and the world seems dizzyingly distant and not-quite-worthwhile, "Ley taal," I wheeze, and suddenly my chariots are on fire.
'Ley taal', incidentally, is how the Spanish pronounce 'lethal'. It is also, as a matter of fact, the name of a transsexual in Pedro Almodovar's film "High Heels". I'm yet to ask myself whether I find the name or the tranny more fascinating, it doesn't help either that Lethal, the transsexual singer also doubled up as a delectable male, heterosexual Judge in a very becoming false beard. It's all very complicated, but the film is definitely worth a watch.
Anyhow, I find myself mouthing "ley taal" embarassingly often every day, and it makes me feel nice too. Just so you know.

8 comments:

Black Jedi said...

I'm a ley taal concerned that you are on the verge of losing it, RB. And please dont make the traditional boring replies (at least I havent lost it like you/ I've lost it ages back, BJ/what makes you think Í'll reply to an asshole like you/etc)

Rimi said...

you work out. you WORK OUT! no wonder you look prettier every time i see you flashing past the corridor.

rainbeau_peep said...

BJ,
U read my mind so perfectly, I think I'll just be different and ignore you from now on. :-]

rimi,
er ... I used to work out, but i used to be 57 kilos too, during that brief period of glorious skin and wearing-of-body-hugging-clothes. and yes, guilty as charged, i did work out yesterday .. but that was a stray moment of adventure. Hasn't lasted. And if u think dark circles and adipose on a pock-marked and hairy body is pretty, then I'm afraid u have poor taste in women, my dear. :-| to help me prove my point further, my own word verification has given me 'uglya' right now, i SWEAR! The mirror crack'd from side to side and awl that. :-[ {and i'm not fishing for compliments, Utey and awl her "ooo hawt chick"-ing has got me .. er ... BJ, for instance ... very irksome, i tell thee!}

Black Jedi said...

Now, now, RB, would I really hound you just because Telly gives you her vote of confidence? I like your chutzpah, hon. For instance, if you really have that much adipose, it takes a lot of umm...gall?... to put your feet in the air and show your butt to the world.

And I have standards too which is why I only read your blog, though Blogger insists on giving me "anyye".

jaded said...

You worked out yesterday?!Last i worked out was 2 years ago!
Btw, i have linked you,hope thats fine.

rainbeau_peep said...

Jaded,
I ate a lot of oily chilli fish and a softy and sat fatly on my ass for the greater part of the day. The last I did this was everyday, so there. As for the linking, I yum honoured with a heich, as it turns out. Thank u :-]

Unjustified Insanity~~ said...

ai
rainboo is HAUT CHICK
i just know eet :)

rainbeau_peep said...

Kucho,
Ekta differentiation er onko diley korte paarbi?