Sunday, August 20, 2006

Weightist Slur

Dan: Hello moto.

BV(Sean): Hey, Jumbo!

J n Squee: Oye Motaaaaaa!

And this takes the cake. Or bakes it :-

Shahana, a pretty junior [please keep in mind that every single JUDE junior is completely off her head. Bonkers, to put it mildly] takes time off from some intense romancing to spot me, trots up, pokes prods and squeezes my arm as if to test the authenticity of her new toy, and ultimately declares with unparalleled glee: Tumi kiii moidaa !!

Aami jaante chai jey, WTF?!?!

[Yes, yes. The blog is dying. Either pay me a million so I can spill the beans on my hot romance with the President of the Togolese Republic or just shut up and read whatever crap I can come up with on a hungover Sunday morning].

15 comments:

Deepali said...

translation?

DD said...

hello hoochie mama.

GS03 aka SANDMAN said...

burn in hell....

I come with a raging hangover here unt you gif me zis! I will be expecting a longish trippy post pleaaase.*look i'm on my knees* .Anyway i just went through all of your posts...ur scary

SANDMAN said...

I thought this was still a free country(as in freedom of speech ). Anyway,I'm back in bangalore ,drowning in sambar n broke.

P.S.1:you would have to walk over my dead body first than have me going to KANK.

mota junior(vuv) said...

mota

ushmi said...

nono, vuv...its "muti"

Srin said...

Moiiida.

atta(mota junior) said...

na mady,she be, she hasbeen: mota
and apparantly,now,MOIDA.

Hee!

rainbeau_peep said...

Dee,
had to ask, dintcha?! uhm, it translates as "aap bilkul maida ho"(?!) or even something as cheesy as "you are soft like dough".
:-|

DD,
hello stinky poop! X-(

gs03,
no way, it's raining outside.
i'm not scary, my mother is.

sandman,
i like chutney-sambar. i'm not giving you any money. i'll be watching kNyak this evening, and yes, i also love himesh reshammiya.

vuv,
et tu? waq thhu.
[oporerta kobita, btw. haath taali dao].

ushmi,
iyarki naki?! aar ekta weightist slur!!!

srinobondhu,
noooooooochiiiiiiiii!@?

atta,
how many junior motas have we got? who it is, i ask thee?! and atta is not fattening, so, tui out. ami jitey gechhi. hmph.

Ancalagon The Black said...

come come, I am quite portly too, they tell me that I look quite ugly because of the excess blubber... don't let it get to you...

Ancalagon The Black said...

hmm... I have never seen you before, but today, during my daily meanderings, you were pointed out to me, why on earth do you think that you are fat, you are not fat, atleast from scalp to torso... thats all i could see from my vantage point.

Ancalagon The Black said...

hmm... I have never seen you before, but today, during my daily meanderings, you were pointed out to me, why on earth do you think that you are fat, you are not fat, atleast from scalp to torso... thats all i could see from my vantage point.

sandman said...

Gone over to the dark side Rainbeau,has she.Stopped,she must be......:-)


P.S.1:notun post de na please(I'll give you my monoply note collection!)

P.S.2:you could send me over some sweets though.I ate a mug ful of sugar to satisfy myself yesterday

Rimi said...

Maane, WTF? Amio jaante chai keno barbar amake - I mean, this is me godblessme! - eishob totally bonkers kuchoder saathe equate kora hoy? Am I not dazzlingly, fascinatingly, wonderfully sane? *theatening mince* Am I not?

rainbeau_peep said...

anc the black,
Being fat doesn't make you ugly. Never, it can be quite charming sometimes - look at me, for instance. No, really, I insist.
Anyway, you've seen the best part of me.

sandman,
re P.S.1 - devo la!
re P.S.2 - I really hope sugar stands for a pretty woman. [amio khye, btw, barite mishti na thakle. chini, that is. not pretty women].

rimi,
*contemptuous nonchalance*
You are not.