Thursday, October 19, 2006

A Very Meaningless Post

Bed rest? Bed rest?! Do they think i have NOTHING better to do with my life than lie in BED?!?!
Dearly beloveds, pray for the Peep, for she ails.
I have a sore throat, a snotty nose, red eyes, and a splitting headache. And I spend most of my day standing in front of a mirror looking for dengue-symptomatic rashes. It is not a happy time.
I have my own rehearsals, which I am missing. I'm telling you, they can't do without me, there. And I'm missing rehearsals of Squee's play too, where I'm helping out - generally. They can't do without me either. Honest. [Hey, the LEAST you can do is indulge a sick ol' friend, who, for all you know has given her life up to a swarm of mosquitoes with ugly names].

Incidentally, I have ogled at a pair of Biceps with watery eyes, sniffing next to me at the Doc's chamber. As in, the watery eyes belonged to person with biceps - the biceps themselves didn't have eyes on them. I had eyes on the biceps. Oh dear, too much the head aches after excitement.
Of course, this is a good time to work on my litcrit assignment, but tell to me, does any of this make the vaguest sense to you?

1. Theorist as artist
2. Theorist as criminal
3. After theory

I'm not kidding, if you know what these phrases mean, feel free to help. I haven't for the life of me any idea. Shotyi bolchhi, I might not pass the lit theory paper. Oh god, oh dear god. Too much chinta in my life!

34 comments:

Paul Ghyanghyan said...

I suggest you do some subtle tweaks/transformations/mappings

1. Theorist as artist-->Theo as an artist-->Theo's brother as an artist-->Vincent was an artist, so no problems here.
2. Theorist as criminal-->Theo as a criminal-->Theo's brother as acriminal--> Vincent used to bite off ears and was often carried off on Gaugins shoulders after drunken revelry
3. After theory-->After Theo-->After Theo's brother-->Starry starry nights, suicide,madness etc.

With such tweaks/transformations/mappings everything should be a breeze.

Teleute said...

Rainbeau, I still love you.

Now you know how I feel, this being eleventh day of my bed rest. Sigh.

vuttaa said...

[prayer = "May god keep this insane and adorable soul free of all the bugs and pains"]

:) However, being a goruEating bramhin, i'm not sure if the almighty would allow my prayer to be heard! corruption everywhere, u know! sply when that cheatragupta does all the documentations! nevertheless, take good care of urself, or i'm afraid that the market value will hit the rock bottom! wrap urself up with the moshari till the crackers give those 'machhars' a run for their life! happy diwali, and ohh, all the best for those CRAZY writing assignments.

{if assignmentsDone > 0 repeat prayer() else STOP()}

Abhijit Gupta said...

hehehe...eguli ki Supriyadir set kora essay topics? oof, ki durdanto! Aro koyekta kora jae, jemon theorist as terrorist, theory and the armchair (examining the question of appropriate furniture for deep thought), theory henry (examining the figure of the footballer as philosopher),
paul theory (or how to be a railway historian and Sir Vidias shadow within one discursive framework)....muhahahaha

Ancalagon The Black said...

Ms. Raven,

I do carry around a hipflask dutifully presented to me by friends in honor of my 21st birthday.

Right now, it contains some very good gin. I could lend you some if you like. Its good for the heart. And the nose.

Though once my sister returns it will be full of mead.

Please get well soon.

Ancalagon The Black.

Rimi said...

Arrey too coolz! Fellow-sufferer mil gaya! I haff ze FOUR paypers to write, Bleak House (italics parchhi na, ota factor in kore nao) AND 154 sonnets to read.

Feel better, Peepsie-doo? :D

P.S: Theory Henry. HA HA HA HA!

Rimi said...

Achha, Paul Ghyanghyan ke ami janti chai. It's a too-brilliant comment.

rainbeau_peep said...

dan,
eto baaje boko ki korey? maane, how? eta jor er prolaap bhebe khoma korlam.
anyway, vincent didn't bite off any ears - that was mike tyson. vincent only chased gauguin with a razor, which he eventually used on himself. Big diff.

Utey,
my buttercup in bloom. i cannot show no tibro passyon. Too much unbecoming snot and phlegm.

vutta,
spank ewe for the frayer. it has been of no use wotsoevuh. :-]no, assignments are not done. they will not be done until i observe a couple of mice. don't even ask what that means. but yes, the moshari and I are wedded. or is it bedded? ke zaane. the head it works no more, alas. :-[

tintin da,
tomar ki ek binduo lojja kore na? ei assignment er bhoi amra thoreau hori kompomaan, aar tumi kina ottohashi haashle? Professors as tyrants, i say! Down with profs! Professors as criminals!
Aare koi hai? Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?

anc,
hain, thank u. na, i can't think of booze right now. i never want to think of booze anymore. i despise the damn things. now if only the voices in my head would stop singing the ave maria.

rimi,
HAH! i will win this yet. I have FOUR assignments TOO, if you must know. Rimi. *does the cold hauteur and the frequent use of the bold font intimidate you, yet? it better, i ain't got nothin else* and i say a diffident Pah! to sonnets. If u have Sukanta Da's notes, you know u need nothing else.
Paul Ghyanghyan hochhen ekjon modhyoboyoshko byekti. baaje boka oN'r shobhaab. gobhir raat obdhi onko koshen. maajhemodhye IIT tey class nyan. maane regularly newa'r kotha - kintu chhatroder shonge football khelte giye ordhek shomoi buuker pNajor ta bhengei thaaken to ...
oNke beshi prosroy na dewai bhalo. baaje boka'r bhandar khule boshle amar ektu apotti aachhe.
aah well, he's awrite. willingly treats to coffee and cake. and ice cream. and kebabs.

DD said...

the again, comments getting interesting-er than post. but i must retiterate again (again, to apply more force), me fan of paul ghyanghyan the too!

chalo tahiti!

sandman said...

Well, considering a more hard-knuckled engineer POV, a couple of helpful hints:-

1.Theorist as an artist:
Chaos theory

2.Theorist as a criminal:
Mind-numbing papers on movement of trains and electrical power generation.

3.After theory:
Murphy's law

In the end,does anything really matter??

P.S.:get well soon.

"sen"sational said...

Amar 154 sonnets er opor Sukanta dar notes chai. bas.

p.s. amader hospitaley rehearsal korar plan ki holo??? sei je lal balloon ar neel phool niye??

vuttaa said...

someOne plzzzz tell me, since when people getting spanked for offering a prayer!!!! durbasa munir moton shaap debo ebar :)

Frizzy Duck said...

I have one termpaper to write and no texts or notes whatsoever to refer to.

panu said...

hoiniy... me is failing right with you.

Dhruva said...

Wish you luck and a speedy recovery.
(There.A non-cynical, non-sarcastic comment)

rainbeau_peep said...

dd,
dushtumi korish na. shara raat chat korey, bhor bela ghum theke uthhei blog surf kora?!?! bole devo.

sandman,
you're sounding like the song that goes in the end, it doesn't even matter.
you generally don't make much sense, so that's nothing new.

"sen"sational,
erom bolli to? khub furti holo to tor amake kNokate dekhe?
dekhloom. shob dekhloom aami. ebar diary tey note kore raakhchi.
sukanto da'r notes shutki'r kaachhe aachhe. amra or tai porechhi. cheye nish. amar kaachhe xerox thakte paare oboshyo.

vutta,
aei, oshob shaap khop ekdom idike noi. oguno nijer kaachhe raakho bapu. pochoor bhoi pye.

frizzy,
duur baal. bolchhi 4tey aachhe amar, ektao shuru hoyeni!?!?!

panu,
doirling, that helps matters not one measly bit.

dhruva,
thank you. i am well now. :-]

vuv said...

eto din por tintin da ekta genuinely darun comment korlo?hahahahaha!

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