I have just come back from a party to celebrate the 25th anniversary of a couple who have spent the greater part of their married life being involved with other people. Their together forever is certain, but meaningless.
Odd that marriage, a public display and free to all, gives way to the most secret of liaisons, an adulterous affair.
Because they won't break bread together, I gave them cake.
I am copioously drunk. if you will please excuse me.