Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Stupid, Stupid Tag.

Tagged by Dhruva.

1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it:
Can't remember if it was 7+2=9 or 9+2=11 stitches, but, on the right knee - a deep one. I was jogging by the Lake, and there was this idiotic couple, and the man was yanking the girl's hair and pulling her toward himself, and she was trying to break free, and here I am, jogging, and I'm thinking OK, sexual harassment, I will go rescue, and in this cerebral tumult the next thing I know is I'm going down down down and then sliding on stone chips and my knee's split wide open and bleeding. I tripped on a piece of broken brick, or it could've been a pothole, of which there were several then. I fell on all fours and couldn't get up from the pain and the embarassmen. So, I'm on all fours and people are gaping and I look up, and I look right, and those fucking lovebirds are fucking kissing passionately. So it wasn't harassment at all, it was nyakami. Stop laughing. It was all very painful for me, and now I have no drive to do anything about my flabby ugly thighs, cuz I'll never be able to wear short things anyway.
Also, I hadn't gone back since. Well, since yesterday. Anyway, I lost interest in exercise from that day on. That's my alibi and I'm sticking to it.

2. What is on the walls in your room?
There's a copy of one of those Renaissance era milkmaid-in-torn-clothed-innocence-holding-goat type painting. A gift from a distant cousin. And a lizard with tummy upset. Runs in the family.

3. What does your phone look like?
Huh? It used to be white and khoo. Now it's scratched and old and comfortable-looking. Not snazzy like when I bought it. Also, the 'Panasonic' rubbed off slowly, leaving, first 'Panic' and now just 'ic'. Which is kewt. I like my phone. It's dying, though.

4. What music do you listen to?
Oh, not much. Anything. Nothing much. Ok, anything that doesn't screech incoherently. I
dislike those Black Eyed Peas.

5. What is your current desktop picture?
A lonely snow-capped mountain in bluetone.

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
My period. No no, to lose weight quickly without effort. It's too hot for exercise.

7. Do you believe in gay marriage?
Certainly not. Also, I don't 'believe' in condoms and vote Pope for President.
Uff. El stupido.

8. What time were you born?
Either 12:56, or 1:46. Can't remember exactly right now. Both AM.

9.Are your parents still together?
Aare?!

10. What are you listening to?
My mum screaming at some stock market broker or other.

12. The last person to make you cry?
It's a secret.

13. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?
I don't know of too many. I'd treasure a bottle of Chanel No 5, and I like my Davidoff Cool Water, but I'm sure there are other nice perfumes. There's one by Givenchy, one by Jean-Paul Gaultier and one by Elizabeth Arden that my mum wears/used to wear - all were/are lovely, but perfume is not important enough for me to remember names of. I mean, it's always more fun to go and try on new smells and choose each time, rather than stick to the same bottle always.

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex?
Uuuufff. Cherry pink and apple blossom white.

15. Do you like pain killers?
Do I wha? Do I like ...?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
statutory warning: Pain killers can screw you up for life.

16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yes. Always.

17. Fave pizza topping?
Uhm. Pepperoni, anchovies, gorgonzola. Smoked chicken is good too.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Pizza, goddammit. Also, chocolate mud cake. Cherry tart. Dark chocolate.
Wait, there's frooti and chhana pora in the fridge. Yay!

19. Who was the last person you made mad?
I dunno man, I'm doing it all the time. Was it you? Or You? Or You or You or You?
Like a musical.

20. Is anyone in love with you?
What's the deal with this tag? Are you done embarassing me already?!
Ishtupid.

I tag fancy schmancy, DD, b'bot [which, you must admit, is a welcome change from the usual atrocities done to her name] and panu.

5 comments:

DD said...

you haven't bleddy answered 16.

rainbeau_peep said...

how strange! cuz i bleddy well had. it's not showing up for some reason. ki suggestive.

panu said...

damn woman, you had to mess up a nice read by the exercise of my poor fingers.

btw, lekha hoyechhe. your work is to go readit.

Dhruva said...

(obligatory comment)

rainbeau_peep said...

panu,
nyeki obotar.
have gone readit and commented. tokkhuni tokkhuni.

dhruva,
(noblesse oblige)

:-p [that would be in ref. to class-classes legend]