Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Boss.

The FIRST thing they do is attack the ladies' loos.

I went up and down the Arts building Thrice to find a functioning ladies' toilet. They were either locked or being renovated. Or one had to leap over the (uninviting. [duh]) piece of shit at the entrance of the only one that was open.

So I made horrified Science dork stand guard in front of a men's loo in the paasher building while I peed. I never imagined I'd call anyone bhaiti. Khyak. I must be getting old.

No, seriously, I must. I can't hold it in for as long as I used to be able to.

What's troubling is, we used to not have to be nice to the boys while we hijacked their toilets. Ah well, a little discretion relieves tummy ache. I will stop now.

It's good to be back. Stories to tell already.

But I need to flush sometimes dudes. Give us back our rest rooms.

[Yesyes, comments. I remember. Lovely little people, feel my pain. And paralyzing lethargy.]

14 comments:

Rhea Silvia said...

Not only the loos, peep. Even the taps. And the water cooler. Pathetic, it is.

mojo said...

anita banerjee loo is functioning, you have to be alert, and look for opportune moments when it is unlocked.

aar kichhudin opekkha koro, dept. e jhinkoo ekti mutraloy toiri hochhe. tintinda jaa build up korchhen jinishta ke, praye hogwarts er prefects bathroom types... :P

hrileena said...

What about Shuborno Jayanti Bhaban? Or is it being renovated also? I wouldn't have believed anyone had told me that they willingly spent five years attending a place with no decent loos (kicking the boys out of theirs doesn't count!) but that's precisely what I did. What we all did.

Suki said...

Subarna Jayanti very functional. Although I'm not sure why the ladies' loo needs a men's urinal.

Also try top floor loo - Eco Dept. is now back to normal, with functioning flushes to boot!

Saw you around yesterday and today - you here for more eeshtudies or something?

ahona said...

loo paao ni? i vaavaa!

the CL loos are very clean.The Eco loo has a nice mirror and the Womens' Studies loo can be a most dangerous thing.
I went to the latter yesterday and caught this woman cleaning herself *clears throat* at the washbasin. She was appalled and the next thing I know; she tried to lock me in and made strange intimidating noises while I tried to pee. I was scared. Result:the sphincter muscles started contracting endlessly. No pee. I ran away, scarred for life.

panu said...

heshe kore ashbi bari theke.

Ron said...

I just wrote a long post on loos and then I come here and read this. Maane ki bolbo aar. Mens loo, *shudder* never again for me I hope.

March Hare said...

na na. even the eco dept. is locked these days. bhalo loo bolte vivekananda hall. othoba, 8b te amar bari. :P

kaichu said...
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kaichu said...

ami ajkal *crutch* niye loo-te jai.

bolar ar ki baki roilo?

Anonymous said...

no no but the new loos seem worth waiting for. ananda lal had waved the floor plans in front of me,taking evident merriment from knowing that i shall prolly never be able to use them.
bob

Suki said...

New loo bherry bherry nishe. Go in and have a look - but beware because no doors in cubicles yet.

Anonymous said...

@Suki: Given that the old loos had a door which did not shut half the time and locked you in the other half, I doubt the Peepsie will be too troubled by that!

Anansi said...

Bhaiti? :D come to that has it...

I'm ancient but the eco loos were rather good